Goatland

Lucas (the "dog" we babysat)	3 lbs
Pigmy goat	50 lbs
me	194 lbs
Large dairy goat	300 lbs
Gorilla (male)	350 lbs
400 pound gorilla	400 lbs
Anaconda	500 lbs
Lion	500 lbs
Giant squid	2,000 lbs
My Honda Civic	2,700 lbs
Giraffe	3,000 lbs
White rhino	4,000 lbs
Hippo	7,000 lbs
Hummer H1	8000 lbs
Elephant	7,000 - 13,000 lbs
Columbian Mammoth	10,000 lbs
Tyrannosaurus rex	13,000 lbs
Baluchitherium (largest land mammal)	20,000 lbs
Diplodocus	22,000 lbs
Whale-shark	26,000 lbs
M1A1 tank	135,000 lbs
Brachiosaurus (largest land animal)	140,000 lbs
Blue whale	300,000 lbs
2,200 acre honey mushroom in Oregon	400,000 lbs
Boeing 747-400	400,000 lbs
Caltrain (locomotive + 4 cars)	750,000 lbs
General Sherman (giant sequoia)	4,000,000 lbs
Aspen clone in Utah (many trees but all one organism)	13,000,000 lbs
Titanic	92,000,000 lbs
Nimitz Class aircraft carrier, fully loaded	200,000,000 lbs
Pluto	28,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs

Compare the different accounts of Steve Jobs' commencement speech:

http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/grad-061505.html

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67836,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_6

In particular, the Stanford Report seems to be lacking the "Steve Jobs told Stanford University graduates Sunday that dropping out of college was one of the best decisions he ever made because it forced him to be innovative" line.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/jumpingpictures/240817.html