Monday, August 30, 2004

Barnali and I jumped off a rocky cliff on Saturday! All in another day's work.

I think the Columbia River gorge is so much nicer than San Francisco. I like hills and open space. Hills covered by buildings just make me sad.

Friday, August 27, 2004


and now, to make life a little easier on our readers, I present the following analysis:

barnali = rachel
bree = monica
daniel = chandler
jon = joey
julie = phoebe
steve = ross

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Did you know it costs $3.09 per minute to call a Filipino cell phone? Neither did I, and I don't know anyone in the Philippines, either!

I am sick and tired of bureaucracy. I already have debt collectors after me for checks I didn't write. The last thing I need is a fight with the phone company.

Saturday, August 14, 2004


ah yes, the festivus party was a smashing success. it was so successful, that i've only now just awoken at 4 :-)

And now, what everyone's been dying to see, the Airing of the Grievances. During the party, we had butcher paper on one wall, where anyone could write down grievances. So, let me now transribe those for ya:

"Not enough goats"
"This sentence is false"
"The lighting provided for this wall is *entirely* inadequate"
"I saw 'Amish in the City' on Fox or something and thought it was about Naranja"
"I hate the fucking streamers"
"We're all geeks"
"'Orange County' had blue cups"
"Daniel watched 'Orange County'"
"Why do you have to live so far away"
"Guys / Girls = 10^2/1"
"I hate spam"
"too big!"
"The pole is way too thin, why couldn't you people find a bigger one"
"My brother can be such a tight ass, and my Dad is a tight ass"
"This party sucks"
"The Boggins stole our precious"
"Daniel stays up too late!"
"Too many girls"
"The bodies Jon stores in my car are starting to smell *real bad*"
"Charlie is not imfamous. Stop saying that!"
"Mike talked to Shen!! WTF?"
"Jon's blatant racism"
"I had to stay in Oregon through Friday"
"There aren't enough grievances on the damn wall!!!"
"Lifetime keeps playing the same episodes of the Golden Girls over and over! :-("
"Too many people are writing things here that aren't really grievances."
"I have no idea what I want to do with my life/future! Arghh..."
"Ben is deaf, and also smells bad"
"Daniel is so sexy I can't keep my hands off of him"
"You're all whiners"
"Too many couples"
"Not enough coupling"
"I've never had that dream where I'm standing on a temple and thousands of naked women are throwing little pickles at me"
"Festivus!? What the hell."
"While on the balcony Steve mooned me. I want to un-burn this image from my retina"

of course, please feel free to append any grievances you have to the comments...

Friday, August 13, 2004

goatland prepares for its festivus party. the lighting has been set up, the pole has been erected, the music has been selected, and the drinks have been purchased. tick tock tick tock...

Monday, August 02, 2004

There is a mouse under the filing cabinet in the cube next to me. I can hear its little mousy noises, and they are not cute, they are not scary, they are gross!

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Jon's challah bread is the best bread he's ever made, and restores peace and harmony to Goatland, or Cabratierra.

Dan: "I think I'm bleeding internally."

so like, julie is back from france. Yay Julie!

also, today was like Iron Chef day at goatland, where the special ingredient was apricots. dan made apricot/blackberry smoothies, i made apricot/raisin jam, and bree made apricot pastries and apricot oatmeal squares.

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