Goatland

ah yes, the festivus party was a smashing success. it was so successful, that i've only now just awoken at 4 :-)

And now, what everyone's been dying to see, the Airing of the Grievances. During the party, we had butcher paper on one wall, where anyone could write down grievances. So, let me now transribe those for ya:

"Not enough goats"
"This sentence is false"
"The lighting provided for this wall is *entirely* inadequate"
"I saw 'Amish in the City' on Fox or something and thought it was about Naranja"
"I hate the fucking streamers"
"We're all geeks"
"'Orange County' had blue cups"
"Daniel watched 'Orange County'"
"Why do you have to live so far away"
"Guys / Girls = 10^2/1"
"I hate spam"
"too big!"
"The pole is way too thin, why couldn't you people find a bigger one"
"My brother can be such a tight ass, and my Dad is a tight ass"
"This party sucks"
"The Boggins stole our precious"
"Daniel stays up too late!"
"Too many girls"
"The bodies Jon stores in my car are starting to smell *real bad*"
"Charlie is not imfamous. Stop saying that!"
"Mike talked to Shen!! WTF?"
"Jon's blatant racism"
"I had to stay in Oregon through Friday"
"There aren't enough grievances on the damn wall!!!"
"Lifetime keeps playing the same episodes of the Golden Girls over and over! :-("
"Too many people are writing things here that aren't really grievances."
"I have no idea what I want to do with my life/future! Arghh..."
"Ben is deaf, and also smells bad"
"Daniel is so sexy I can't keep my hands off of him"
"You're all whiners"
"Too many couples"
"Not enough coupling"
"I've never had that dream where I'm standing on a temple and thousands of naked women are throwing little pickles at me"
"Festivus!? What the hell."
"While on the balcony Steve mooned me. I want to un-burn this image from my retina"

of course, please feel free to append any grievances you have to the comments...