Goatland

Last night, to celebrate Bree's birthday, Goatland went to AsiaSF. If you ever want to understand what it means to be Californian, this is the restaurant you should go to. During the dinner, the ladies of AsiaSF gave lip-synched song&dance performances. My favorite was Everybody's Girl from the musical Steel Pier. Here's a gem of a line from it:

"I could never be a cowhand's girl.
And you wanna know why?
I just can't keep my calves together."

Anyhow, the performances were great as well as the food. Then, several of us took blow job shots from the laps of the ladies. Then, we had ice cream. Then, Bree got a free drink coupon since it was her birthday, and I got *two* free drink coupons since I had recommended the restaurant. We went downstairs to the dancefloor and had more drinks and danced for awhile. We spent a good amount of time experiencing the novelty of Bree's brother Jesse's hat. There was also a jar of condoms downstairs, and Steve sneaked condoms into several of our back pockets.

Bree is now in Mexico.