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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Why goatland rules

1. We have internet!
2. We have a deck that will hold 150 people
3. We can water the entire backyard from the deck
4. We can also spray insecticide over the entire backyard from the deck
5. Our deck came with Christmas lights
6. We have a kick ass view of SFO
7. We have little lion statues in the front yard
8. We have a fountain
9. It will work soon, I promise
10. One word: POANG (we think it's Swedish for boing)
11. Our barstools swivel
12. There are way less bugs since we sprayed insecticide
13. There's no longer a cracked light cover in my shower
14. When I cook, I don't have to half recipes
15. There are more places to sit than there are people living here
16. We have two coat racks
17. We know how the outdoor lighting works!
18. We believe antiques and ikea furniture belong side by side
19. We have a TV and cable is on the way"
20. We have an arbor… it’s silver

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